When Mario Draghi defined the future of European competitiveness, no one expected the results to be treated like sacred scripture—open to interpretation, debated in hushed conference rooms, and occasionally quoted as if it came with divine footnotes. And yet, here we are!
The Draghi Report has landed, and while some see it as a roadmap to economic revival, others seem to be using it to justify investments in… Formula 1? As our cartoonist cheekily puts it, interpreting Draghi’s recommendations is now a spiritual journey—complete with misunderstandings, contradictions, and the occasional ban on crustaceans.
Welcome to the holy grail of European economic discourse.
